Sunday, July 13, 2008

Five Questions I DONT PREFER ANSWERING

Yes, the top questions which end up in the dumps. And to make matters worse, I keep getting them every-other-day (almost :D)

1. What da machchan. Did you get a girl in america??

- If I had, what the hell am i doing writing a blog on a Sunday afternoon!

2. So, you are from India? Could you speak something in Indian?

- Sure. Do you want some Asian thrown in too?

3. What time is it there?

- Definitely not a time to answer that!!

4. Kanna, how is the USA? Did you talk to chinni paati's sister's cousin's husbands niece?

- Does she look good? Otherwise not a chance :D

5. So you cook on your own huh?

- Pretty much. And if life does not interest you, you're welcome to try my cooking.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha.. Suber!
And true!

Name said...

Well that's ok..we can find a girl for you.. I understand Rochester has only old experienced nurses but we'll find someone for you in buses 2 and 6. I'll pray for you Avani!:P

avani said...

@bala..danx machi :D

@vinod: old experienced boring nurses :D..pray for me brother :) eppdi thala paatu paadi weightu kaatnoma

Adelphia said...

Good one Av :)

Keep writing dude!

Abhishek said...

ha ha ha... :)

Vignesh said...

First time here..:)

Man i remember asking the same questions whenever i speak with some ol friend in states.. now thinkin how much i would have annoyed him!!

Oh so you cook by urself uh??:))

avani said...

@vignesh

Welcome dude :).. and yeah to answer your question.. Pretty much yes :D

Revs said...

I just looked at ur profile and i read the occupation as "Lovely Grad Student" and i m like "huh??!!"
lol!! :D
and i can so relate to 4. i have people telling me that their neighbours sons daughters brother in law works for CTS and ask me if i have spoken to him. i dont have the heart to tell them that there are 42000 associates in CTS and i know only 10 of them!! :P

and neeye samaikaraya??? :O:O:O
uyiroda dhaan irrukiya?? :P
Nice post!! :)

avani said...

@revathi

trust me. lovely and grad student will never appear together in a sentence :D hows work goin?
and yeah, i cook :D... enough to survive i would say. use some standard recipe and add diff ingredients :D voila!!

ArchFULLY said...

very funny post...i was also able to relate to it too...Keep up the smooth work..

Anonymous said...

kanaaaaaaaaaaaa:-D YAPPE?

Vee said...

soooper post! cud find interesting answers to the Qs i'm facing these days!!!

Anonymous said...

:-) sooper mamo

Unknown said...

You are gifted.. ! those were hilarious.. Sitting here at work and laughing ..

Varsha said...

Funeeee...